Before I get into the jokey jokes, I just want to say that as someone who covers weather, even peripherally, Hurricane Milton is hitting Florida right now and there will be some serious loss. We’ll keep you posted. This will be historic, and not in a good way.

THE COOK-OFF: As the age-old local folk story goes, the ye olde business owners of Beach Haven had a problem at the end of each summer. This was not a new problem.