Oddly enough, I have some less-than-fishy things to write about, though fluking has taken off in a big way. See “Rundown” way below.

OUR SEXY STATE: How’s it feel living in the nation’s hottest and coolest state? Whadda we got now? There’s Jerseylicious, Jersey Shore, Real Housewives of New Jersey Shore, Snooki, Breakout Kings, Cake Boss, Point Pleasant, JONAS, House, Boardwalk Empire, Oz, Law and Order Special Victims Unit, Bear Swamp Recovery – just to name a scant few of the NJ-based programs.