WE BE BAD!: Most of you have read or heard about the bizarre Time magazine article asserting that we live in one of the most dangerous places known – surely up there with Iran, Syria, Afghanistan, and inner-city Camden.

Our fragile fate has to do with our precarious position in the weather world. We’re livin’ on the edge, like no others. If I may, I’ll lead the appropriate chants of, “We’re number one! We’re number one!” followed by “USA! USA! USA!”