Hermine Was Low on Impact and High on Oddness; Smallest of the Small Shall Save a Plasticized World

It’s life after Hermine … and I feel REM-ishly fine.

OK, so we’re still under the outer-fringe wind influences of her. Yes, a her. Some folks didn’t know that. As a woman’s name, Hermine ranks 2,228th in U.S. popularity. At least she beats out Ezgi, a girl’s name that once won weird-name-of-the-year honors. But even Ezgi can’t hold a candle to Candle – a documented girl’s name. As is the name Cheese, out of Great Britain.