So, how do you look in bright orange? I’m not talking seasonal hunter’s orange or spooky Halloween orange. I’m talking the unique orange tones of a county jail jumpsuit. Many of us could soon be sporting said shade if Polk County, Fla., is any indicator.

Last week, News Channel 8 in Florida reported that Timothy Troller was rather forcefully arrested and charged with – and I only wish I was good enough to make this stuff up – possession of a dairy crate.