I was typing away at my desk a couple days back and had this sense that something was nearby, sorta homing in on me. I looked around the office but only saw a lone silverfish making a harried run for a crack in the wallpaper. I spotted nothing. But feeling hung around. And then it attacked.

Turns out a horrific bug had, in fact, snuck into the room. It latched onto me like a pissed-at-the-world tiger beetle.