BACK TO MUNDANENESS: Dang-it all. That Barnegat Inlet tsunami thing set the intensity bar hopelessly high in my column-writing realm. Last week, a waterspout in Loveladies tried to help out but that water twister was gone in a gust beat. Now, I guess I have to saunter on back to writing blogaciously about things like, let’s see, how about the great 2013 minnow shortage?

Yippee. All together now, sing along: “Where have all the minnows gone, long time passing?