ABNORMALLY PARANORMAL: I have this weird weakness for paranormal reality, the stuff now being zealously shown on cable TV, show after show. Who coulda guessed that so many hauntings and in-house ghostifications are lurking out there, to be seductively exposed in two-minute increments – sandwiched between three minutes of commercials.

Even as I type this, I have this nagging suspicion that something is ominously breathing behind me. Yep, there it is again.