One of my favorite reads is the monthly report of wildlife-related nuisance calls to the NJ Division of Fish and Wildlife. The list is the enumerating, by species, of complaints born of wildlife and humanity failing to play nicely together in the most crowded state in the nation. This is where I get to throw a bone to the NJ Pinelands for sustaining over 1.1 million acres of wilderness in such a crowded state.

Here’s a look at the most recent creature-specific rundown of wildlife-related nuisance calls, via the Wildlife…