BAD BEAVER, BAD!: What jumps to mind when you hear “death by beaver”? Don’t even go there, dude.

I’m actually talking the real thing, i.e. the famed jumbo rodent, known for endlessly gnawing on trees until it finally dies one day. Well, beavers have gone batty in Belarus. And as the old saying goes: if it can happen in Belarus, it can happen anywhere. It’s a really old saying, before your time.

I was stunned by an international news story of a man being attacked and killed by a beaver.