I’m writing this column on my phone, from inside my Volkswagen. I am currently lost in Beach Haven West. Due to whatever is being done to eastbound Rt. 72, I was forced to detour into Beach Haven West. Apparently, I missed a sign and have now been stuck here for three days.
I really thought I could find my way out. It’s not my first time in Beach Haven West. I had thought there was a sure way out if I just followed that road that was the same as my old girlfriends. Uhhh….
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