What the cyclonic Lady Ophelia lacked in arrival strength, she made up for in staying power, lasting for many windy days on end. She fattened up on beach sand before finally moseying off to the nunnery.

Speaking of hamlets, did you hear the one about the international jetport that almost ate the Pinelands? It’s a true horror tale, though sinking into the quicksand of time.

DIE, PINES, DIE!: Some young’uns are clueless about the concerted effort to make the most pristine portions of the Pine…